Stuff I Hate Because I Am A Hater

Inspired by Jeremy. His list is of five (or 6/7) things he hates most in the world. I cannot play favorites; my hate is equally distributed and my list is expanded. I tag all of my co-bloggers, but Paul Gowder in particular, because he is so deliciously snarky.

• Harassment
• The bad hates: racism, misogyny, homophobia
• Mustard
• Doilies and anything called "cottage" or "country" style
• Stuffed animals (unless handmade by TJ)
• Paris Hilton
• The smell of vinegar
• Missing the bus
• Sticky rails on the bus
• High schoolers who take the bus
• Reggae
• Death metal
• Clubs where the music is too loud and no one dances and the drinks are overpriced
• Pantyhose
• Ugg boots with miniskirts
• Spiders
• Snakes
• Cockroaches
• Maureen Dowd
• Talk radio
• Proselytizers of any religion
• Our current administration (this is obvious hate--one must hate outside of the box, but lest you doubt my political affinities, on the list it goes)
• Pretentious, unreadable fiction
• Durian (I am a bad Vietnamese person)
• Movies marketed for teenagers
• Teenagers (except for the ones I am related to)
• Handkerchief hems
• Band-collared shirts
• Punditry
• Unqualified people who present themselves as experts
• Sour candy (makes my mouth wince)
• Fermented bean curd (I do not get my people)
• What passes as punk these days
• People who don't read and either 1) don't care to read or 2) pretend to read by buying the books and displaying them
• Round beds
• Shag carpeting and those fluffy rugs
• Dorm furniture
• Tab, Squirt, Shasta Grape soda (all equally)
• Being late
• People who are late
• Our political system and nomination and election process

I know that there is more that I hate. I will get back to you. There has to be more hate.