Reasons For Returns, #1: It Didn't Fit
It's funny how the guys' hair looks exactly like the girls' hair. I love the '80s!
So wait, George Michael was with the brunette last year, gave her the ugly pin (gentlemen: NO) and his heart, but the very next day she gave it away to The Other Guy In Wham! ? Or is the story that She gave her heart to George Michael and the very next day he gave it away to Generic '80s Blonde Chick? I am not entirely clear on this. I can't tell the reason for the frisson between the Brunette and George Michael: unrequited love on her part, or his?
Either way, this year, to save themselves from tears, they better give their hearts to someone special.